Shout by justcharlie

Ambulance 2022

This movie is insufferably woke, insultingly stupid, and cliche beyond parody. Of course, it is directed by Michael Bay. These facts become apparent halfway through the movie but since I was on a transcontinental flight I watched this two hour long car crash of a movie to its conclusion. The progagonist is a cartoonish moral crusader bank robber who is as infalliable as he is completely unrealistic. His evil sidekick, played by Jake Gyllenhaal, is similarly of cartoonishly one-dimensional moral composition. Skip this movie unless you are nine years old, are a functionally retarded adult, or you think Crash is nuanced.

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