1x03 Bringing Up Buster

Maeby: "I'm going to audition for a play."
Tobias: "Well, that didn't work. What-what play?"
Maeby: "It's for high school. You can't audition."
Maeby: "I'm surprised you tried out for this."
George: "Yeah, I just love the theatre."
Maeby: "That's great. I'm just doing it to kiss Steve Holt."
George: "Actually i think I'm going to quit. Yeah, theatre's dead."
Maeby: "But... he's always going to be at football practice, so I'm going to have to kiss the stand-in."
George: "But no... no. I love the theatre and I gave my word, so I'm back in."

• Wtf. All this counsin attracted to cousin stuff isn't making me uncomfortable

Michael: "You know, I'm in pretty good shape. You could be eating my dust all day, slow poke."
Narrator: "And Buster was starting to give as good as he got."
Buster: "And you might be eating... (looong bleep)
[Michael is taken aback.]
Buster: "And it's gonna... (even longer bleep)"
[Michael keeps staring at Buster.]
Michael: "Well let's hope it doesn't come to that."

Buster: "'Cause I'm an uptight (looong bleep)"
[Michael and Gob look stare at Buster.]
Buster: "Buster... (long bleep)"
[Lindsay stares at Buster.]
Buster: "...YOU OLD HORNY SLUT!"

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