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Arrested Development: Season 1

1x01 Pilot

Maeby: "I know, it's our parents' faults. We should teach them a lesson."
George: [Laughing.] "Yeah... yeah... No, I-I don't think so."

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Police: "Prepare to be boarded! Prepare to be boarded!"
George: "I knew it was against the law!"

Gob: "Look, just stay in the box. I'll make you disappear."

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Michael: "Okay, guys, um... they are gonna keep Dad in prison at least until this gets all sorted out. Also the attorney said that they're going to have to put a halt on the company's expense account."
[Everyone gasps.]
Michael: "Interesting. I would've expected that after 'They're keeping Dad in jail.'"

Stranger: "I'll be honest, I'm just more comfortable with an Alliance-approved magician."
Gob: "Aw. Give 'em hell of a show, champ."
Stranger 2: "(Bleep) off, traitor."

Dad: "They can not arrest a husband and wife... for the same crime."
[Dad winks and sips his beverage.]
George: "Yeah? I don't think that that's true, Dad."
Dad: "Really?"
[George nods. Dad takes off his glasses.]
Dad: "I've got the worst (bleep) attorneys."

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