Shout by whitsbrain

John Dies at the End 2013

What's the point of this? I think it's to try to be clever or hip because it certainly isn't scary, funny or coherent. It's too bad that it isn't any of those things but it is irritating, pointless and boring. It took three attempts to get through watching without falling asleep, and those attempts were all on different days.

"John Dies At The End" isn't as impossible to follow as say, "Upstream Color" but pretentiousness isn't its goal. I think it's trying to entertain someone whose drunk or stoned and just happens to be sitting in front of their TV when it plays on a cable station. That way, the fact that it makes no sense doesn't matter.

And guess what? Spoiler Alert!!! John doesn't die at the end! See how clever!

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