Abed: "Oh, and because the non-awesome often need incentive to do awesome stuff, the final survivor will win my near-mint condition number one issue of Space Clone, valued by the Comics Authority at $50 000." [Dean stutters.] Dean: "I'm sorry?" Abed: "The floor turns to lava in 10..." [All panicking.] Abed: "Nine, eight, seven..." Dean: "Did you say 15 or 50 000?" Abed: "Six." Dean: "Oh, who am I kidding? Help, lava!"
Duncan: "You stay back, Britta! I'm not afraid to push a girl into make-believe lava."
Duncan: "Well, I'm sorry, Britta, but it's either you or me... [Glaring.] Duncan: "And I'm me."
Jeff: "You claiming this? Lava joust?!" Britta: "Did you all hit your heads on each other's heads?"
Britta: "Well, it's time to grow up. The adults are here, and we're gonna tear down your fort. Chair walkers, attack!" [Britta howling. Chair walkers howling.] Britta: "Who's there, bitch?! Floor! FLOOOOOOOOR!!"
Troy: "You are the coolest guy I know. I hope I make you proud." [Jeff whispers.] Jeff: "I've never stepped foot outside of Colorado. You're becoming way cooler than me by doing this."
Burton: "Captain Barnes. We should probably set sail while the wind is still in our favour, don't you think?" [Troy stares.] Abed: "Engage."
Review by Clobby ClobstersBlockedParentSpoilers2021-12-17T03:14:44Z