Well, half of it is wanking the the Chinese market and the other half is wanking to BMW's sponsorship. All glued together with useless fights and stupid plots. At least the fights are well choreographed and not cut-to-death like the other Marvel movies. Unfortunately for the price of bad CGI, so bad at most times. And a lot of slow motion, did Snyder make this? And there are guys in the background fighting nothing because the CGI creature wasn't put it. A desaster.
The plot is terrible and full of plot holes. In the beginning, why did the father actually try to kill the siblings for the pendants? Couldn't he simply ask them? Razor fist, where is his light-saber-wannabe stored when not active? It's longer than the whole arm.
Why is Katy always there? She just screams: nothing worth here, I'm just here for the exposition dump and as comic relief. As soon as we see here looking at the bow, it was obvious that she'll save the protagonists from the evil of the day, note, after 1 or 2 training shots just a few hours before.
Nothing in this movie is original or new. Everything is exactly by the book which makes the movie bland, boring, and uninteresting. Lot of fight scenes without any consequences, lot of fan service (Wong, Abomination, "Mandarin", mentioning the Snap) and so much talking nonsense.
Okay, so the people in the hidden village protected by a magic forest protect a magic gate and it seems like a paradise. But then they kill the mother in front of her children because she married an "unworthy" man? How does that make sense?
I can't see any other movie about father or mother issues and origin stories, I don't care anymore.
Review by mithrialVIP 10BlockedParentSpoilers2021-11-12T21:09:30Z
Well, half of it is wanking the the Chinese market and the other half is wanking to BMW's sponsorship. All glued together with useless fights and stupid plots. At least the fights are well choreographed and not cut-to-death like the other Marvel movies. Unfortunately for the price of bad CGI, so bad at most times. And a lot of slow motion, did Snyder make this? And there are guys in the background fighting nothing because the CGI creature wasn't put it. A desaster.
The plot is terrible and full of plot holes.
In the beginning, why did the father actually try to kill the siblings for the pendants? Couldn't he simply ask them?
Razor fist, where is his light-saber-wannabe stored when not active? It's longer than the whole arm.
Why is Katy always there? She just screams: nothing worth here, I'm just here for the exposition dump and as comic relief. As soon as we see here looking at the bow, it was obvious that she'll save the protagonists from the evil of the day, note, after 1 or 2 training shots just a few hours before.
Nothing in this movie is original or new. Everything is exactly by the book which makes the movie bland, boring, and uninteresting. Lot of fight scenes without any consequences, lot of fan service (Wong, Abomination, "Mandarin", mentioning the Snap) and so much talking nonsense.
Okay, so the people in the hidden village protected by a magic forest protect a magic gate and it seems like a paradise. But then they kill the mother in front of her children because she married an "unworthy" man? How does that make sense?
I can't see any other movie about father or mother issues and origin stories, I don't care anymore.