• Annie's got an asian twin, ok...

Britta: "Maybe I'm not done raging against the machine!"

  • Omg, calm down
  • Wtf, she just ate that piece of paper

Abed: "Does two UNs mean there are two Earths?"
Teacher: "Uh, yeah, sure. Two Earths."
Abed: "Parallel Earths in different galaxies, or identical Earths in parallel dimensions?"
Teacher: "The latter."
Abed: "What does that say about free will?"

Teacher: "Ready, set, peace."

  • He just fired a gun indoors
  • I don't like Chang's attraction to Britta
  • This is like Speed Racer, now. Wtf. Heads are speeding across the screen
  • Wtf is going on between Chang and Britta
  • I was gonna rewrite what Jeff said, but I'm not going to

Annie: "Would it help if I said I farted?"
Jeff: "Annie, no. I can't let you fall on that sword because I farted."
Pierce: "No. I farted."
Shirley: "I farted."
Jeff: "Guys, I wasn't doing the Spartacus thing."
Abed: "I farted."
Jeff: "No, seriously—"
Troy: "We all farted."

Security Guard: "Are you forgetting something?"

  • Omg, Chang is gonna taser Britta

Teacher: "The United Nations itself, a fundamentally symbolic organisation founded on the principles of high-minded rhetoric and empty gestures."

  • Oof

7/10

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