Review by Clobby Clobsters

Community: Season 1

1x20 The Science of Illusion

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Review by Clobby Clobsters
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"Looking for something?" — Troy
Nice

  • Saltwater and honey???

Britta: "Guys, you realise you're exploiting the naivete of a man who is being brainwashed by a cult."
Shirley: "Well, it sounds a lot less fun when you say it."
Troy: "You're more of a fun-vampire, because you don't suck blood, you just suck."

The dean: "And why are you here?"
Abed: "Short answer? My cable went out."

  • Wait, is that a real dead body?
  • Omg, the frog died???

"Cut to action sequence." — Abed

  • Ouch, poor Annie

Abed is the director
Abed: "You're not doing this right."
The dean: "Well, maybe you should do it."
[Chuckles]
Abed: "I'm sick and tired of making excuses for you two. You're an embarrassment to the department. You're off the case and off the force. Your badges, your windbreakers now. Now! I ain't got all day! Agitating my sciatica. I'm too old for this. Now get out of my sight. Thought you were badasses, huh? Real badasses work together."
The dean: "Hmm."
Abed: "All I see is a housewife and a girl scout."
Annie: "Hey."
Shirley: "Abed."
Abed: "I said, get out. And don't even think about getting near this case. Uh-huh."

  • Wtf, Pierce
  • Omg, everyone's crying

Jeff: "Hey, Abed. Why are you and I the only sane--?"
Abed: "Shh! Just watch. It's beautiful."

  • Why aren't Jeff and Abed filming this talk show?

SCORE: 7/10

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