I thought I'd jot down some random thoughts I had watching Rise of Skywalker:

-Why does Kylo Ren wear his helmet only when it's NOT needed?
-Does Rey have a change of clothes? Can't she at least bring a carry on?
-Chewbacca's hair doesn't do well in dry desert conditions
-Lando's got connections. He must keep his LinkedIn account current
-Poe gets promoted to General and then hits his personal Peter principle
-I'd like to fix shit with Babu Frik in his workshop
-Rey isn't totally annoying in this movie
-Finn actually seems to matter. He's keeping Poe, Chewy, and Rey in line
-C3PO isn't totally annoying in this movie
-Do you need gravity to run around the deck of a Star Destroyer in space?
-Do you need air to run around the deck of a Star Destroyer in space?
-Why are data transfers done with RJ45 and IDE connectors? Where's the WiFi?
-Why did they name that new droid after an '80s Metal band?
-So that's what those blue slots on R2D2's front plate were for
-Why can't Zorii Bliss take off her helmet like everyone else?
-Advice to the Empire...Going forward, just give the Stormtroopers shotguns
-Ghost Luke walking out of the flaming Tie Fighter is the funniest thing I've seen in a movie all year

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-Mutineering stormtroopers gain a thousand times more accuracy.
-That one they fly now whatever-trooper hit nothing - until he suddenly destroyed both their speeders in succession. Lucky much?

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