The Rise of Skywalker is like sex with your spouse of many years. Sure, it's sex so it's cool, but you know their routine, there are no surprises and the climax is better than nothing, but not much more. I mean at least episodes 7 and 8 were visually gorgeous, but this one doesn't even bother to put on anything sexy, it just lies there and you wait for it to be over.
This is the Star Wars you've been coming home to for years, so familiar that you can predict its jokes and even finish its sentences. Oh well, at least you're still in love, right? Right?
Shout by Saint PaulyBlockedParent2019-12-20T23:07:15Z— updated 2020-04-04T15:48:39Z
The Rise of Skywalker is like sex with your spouse of many years. Sure, it's sex so it's cool, but you know their routine, there are no surprises and the climax is better than nothing, but not much more. I mean at least episodes 7 and 8 were visually gorgeous, but this one doesn't even bother to put on anything sexy, it just lies there and you wait for it to be over.
This is the Star Wars you've been coming home to for years, so familiar that you can predict its jokes and even finish its sentences. Oh well, at least you're still in love, right? Right?