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Prometheus 2012

OMG!!!
At the begining they had everything right, the feel and overall design reminding of alien 1 and 2 (with a touch of modernity, touchscreens and holograms) good actors... great special effects... but most of the crew is completely moronic, like FatalMuzza said, scared in the dark one minute, and then playing with alien serpents the next...

Ooh yeah the most disapointing.. the MONSTERS!! I dont mean the "architects" i mean the squishy things with tentacles..

okay the "snakes" (very penis shaped that really really wanna go into somebody's mouth for some reason.....) kinda looked like facehuggers without legs when they opened (even though i dont remember facehuggers having teeths..) born from worms... worms.. how did they even bring worms there? stuck on the shoes but not squished? yeah whatever..

And then a zombie.. how did that even happen? he got somehow posessed by one of the worms like a goauld? >.<

okay now let's throw another squishy little alien but with more tentacles, i'm not sure how it would have made it's way through her belly.. at least with an alien you know, they are tough, not squishy..
and then it manages somehow to grow HUGE with many eyes and big mouth and teeths and more tentacles..... oh yeah let's throw another "penis" into the "architect's" mouth... wtf... is it some hentai tentacle rape movie?

And to finish us completely after all this mess.. let's make some kind of badly "fan made" alien thing... they didnt even respect the previous movies..

see when a facehugger impregnate a predator, it makes a HUUUUGE SCARY predalien. (even taller than a predator)

so here when a HUGE facehugger impregnate a TOUGH and TALL (taller than a predator) humanoid being... the result is some small unfinished alien??

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