When you think Riverdale can't get more over the top...boom, here comes the tickling porn!
At this point I'm just waiting for aliens with anal probes.
My comment on 4x11. Call me a fvcking oracle.
How many dumb sound effects do you want?
Riverdale: yes
One thing the timeskip could have done for Riverdale was allow it to finally move past all the awkward, creepy, and nonsensical interactions that took place between teenagers and adults. Because now that the main cast has been aged up to ~25, they are adults, and it makes all the more sense for them to be doing some of these things. But, no, in true Riverdale fashion, they instead reversed the situation and now have the main cast, as adults, creepily and nonsensically interact with new teenagers. Fun.
Cheryl having a dance-off with a random teenager so she can coach the Vixens was cringe as fuck. Where is this entitlement even coming from? She hasn't been in high school for 8 years, and she is not a direct part of the school anymore (not a teacher). All of those kids should be like "who the hell is this delusional weirdo bitch?"
"Well I'm with the FBI." Haha, no you're not, Betty. You're still a trainee, and you've left the training program to do whatever it is the hell you're doing here. You literally have zero authority. You're basically playacting.
Veronica trying to take control of the economy via her high school econ class is absurd and embarrassing. (Why would that kid still have the ink on his fingers days later?? So stupid.)
Archie pretending to be Chicago Fire or some shit is also ridiculous.
I don't get why they keep trying to shill Katy Keene. The show had already been canceled at this point. But they're really trying to drive that shit home, making sure Veronica says the full name Katy Keene multiple times...
cheryl continues to be insufferably vain and selfish and spoiled. completely unlikable. archie starts yet another venture whose storyline will likely fizzle out just like the football team he tried to organize. the show goes full on insane, printing its own money and introducing aliens, but it still wants to pretend to be serious. and what the fuck was that dance off scene? and all its stupid sound effects? one of the worst things this show has produced
Shout by CorsOfLukeBlockedParent2021-03-11T23:07:51Z
Damn, aliens?! This is so dumb, but I love it.