Andy A.
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Drag Me to Hell

I predicted the ending the moment the gift was mentioned.

My main beef with the movie is that they depict that giving a 3rd extention would be the good and moral choice. She did nothing wrong. Ergo... She got fucked for no reason.

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Tarot

Godamn... This one sucked dick.

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A Clockwork Orange

A product of it's time. For a movie from 71 I could rate this 8 or even 9. But as a movie across all time it's 5-7 depending on how you'd view it.

It's not a movie I'd ever recommend as it's objectively just a weird experience that's bound to make most viewers uncomfortable.

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Lolita

Good start... And slowly descent to just plain uncomfortable writing.

For as bad the writing was... The acting was superb.

The dude played a convincing pedo and the girl played a convincing mentally deranged teen.

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Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves

A tad slow at times... Often cheesy. But a relatively well executed adaptation. I can't say how through they held themselves to the source material but as a novice who played 2 games based on D&D it's close enough.

The characters are very charming, the CG is top tier. Often better executed than Marvel. (to draw a fair comparison)

All in all, worth a watch assuming you ain't expecting a masterpiece. Enjoy it for what it is.

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The Man from Earth

It's an interesting movie for sure, I can't credit it more than that. Not sure I have to say more either.

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South Park: 10x04 Cartoon Wars (2)

Wouldn't surprise me if this episode isn't included on live television anymore.

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Paranormal Activity: Next of Kin

The movie wasn't bad (not great either), but my main issue is I don't see the connection to the series...

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Arcadian

It's a quiet place meets Resident Evil... And it fails at both.

  • Failed setup for son A being "smart"
  • Failed setup for son B being "the brawn"
  • Failed emotional connection, we go baby to teens...
  • Dogshit CG
  • What the hell was that mouth thing
  • What the fuck are animals doing a wheelbarrel attack for... WHILE ON FIRE
  • In no realistic universe would a family take in a a healthy son over a dying father if they got the means to support both
  • Both sons acting was bad... There's a reason they are B list actors
  • We are supposed to be invested in a romance that has less than 120 seconds of screen time
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Idiocracy

A mediocre movie that goes a bit too far with how stupid people are. I can't help but feel scared how I slowly see a growing social media audience represent the movie.

But yea... A very mediocre movie... But I appreciate the unfiltered approach with profanity.

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Palm Springs

It's uncanny to have this to be such an enjoyable romcom. I don't think anyone tuned in expecting anything more than a 6/10.

  • Great casts
  • Great chemistry between all 3 time loopers
  • Side cast had just enough presence to be relevant but not intrusive
  • Simple to follow plot
  • Very natural romance as far as it's possible
  • No reliance on nude humor
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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider - The Cradle of Life

The good:
- I spend 2 minutes trying to think of something to at least give it something... But I couldn't. The movie was terrible

The bad:
- No perky breasts
- The casting
- The classical Lara Craft look was missing
- Bad CG...
- NO TOMB RAIDING WHAT SO EVER??!
- The charming side kicks took a back seat and barely had any presence
- The plot... It was dogshit. So was the first one... But that one had some good things going for it at least
- No tight shirts... Cmon man...
- No sexy slomo scene :(

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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider

The good:
- The perky breasts
- The casting
- The look
- Surprisingly enough, the CG
- A good casual action flick
- The side kicks had charm
- The tight shirts showing off breasts
- The braless slomo scene of Jolie running

The bad:
- Travelling from and to locations was lack luster
- The villains didn't put up much of a fight
- The plot... It was dogshit. But it was an action game adaptation so your kinda at fault for expecting much

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Monogatari: Specials

The way TMDB handles anime is abysmal...for correct watch order follow link below:
https://trakt.tv/lists/27744964

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Dune: Part Two

I don't understand people rating this above a 7...

  • Dogwater pacing
  • Went from average joe to leader in less then 60mins
  • The mother in 15 minutes
  • Acting ain't bad.. But average casting at best

Listen.. The lore isn't bad... But there's simply not enough screen time for us to care about anyone living or dying.

I imagine if you read the books this movie is a sight to behold.

But as a non book reader. This is well deserved 6.

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South Park: 7x05 Fat Butt and Pancake Head

God I hate this episode...

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Kizumonogatari Part 3: Reiketsu

Aside from the super weird soft porn scene at the end... It was awesome.

Not sure how nobody is happy though. Aragi has best of both worlds. He's immortal but immune to the sun.

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Kizumonogatari Part 1: Tekketsu

A bit slow, but decent start.

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Kizumonogatari Part 2: Nekketsu

This movie contained nothing of what S1 had. I can't tell if the story was this bland in the novel or if it's a bad adaptation.

It's a 6/10 with forced fan service. It's difficult to explain but the fan service in the anime blended better. Here it felt like they had a quota on showing breasts or ass per minute.

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Monogatari: 1x12 Tsubasa Cat (2)

If this episode doesn't melt your heart and feel warm... Nothing will.

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Gladiator

A perfect movie.
- Perfect casting
- Perfect musical score
- Perfect pacing

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Drive

People who rate this higher then 6:
- people who seen5 movies a year
- Ryan simps

Just a very boring movie. Not aweful... But far from good.

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First Man

Mediocre on all aspects. Doesn't land on effects, drama, story telling or acting.

Not aweful, but godamn... A moon distance away from good.

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Monogatari: 1x08 Suruga Monkey (3)

Leave to anime to see someone be punched through their abdomen only to be swung around like a toy with their intestines.

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The Rookie: 6x07 Crushed

Half the supporting cast needs to be killed off. All plots outside the police stuff is dogshit.

At least Tim's character keeps it somewhat watchable.

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Monogatari

It's a rather unique anime. There's not much to say. Try 2 or 3 episodes... If it doesn't connect drop it as it's just morz of the same over time.

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Monogatari: 1x01 Hitagi Crab (1)

Perfect intrudction for what it's trying to do.

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Is it Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?

I'd call this anime a perfect 7/10. You'll rarely be surprised but it delivers on everything you'd expect.

It's interesting that an anime with such a degenerate name manages to be one of the better fantasy anime.

The deaths are brutal. The tits are large, the fan service is plenty... But it never gets in the way of the story. The harem aspect never overlaps in serious moments, it's always more of a tension breaker before or after an adventure.

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Is it Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?: 4x20 Astrea Familia | Heroic Death

Finally an anime that doesn't shy from brutal deaths in a fantasy setting.

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Is it Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?: 4x19 Colosseum | Combat Arena

A very predictable ending. As another user said it could have been handled better.

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