What John has missed to report on in the last five months:
Writers' strike is over
Senator Kennedy recites porn
Congresswoman Lauren Boebert can't stop being mischievous
Senator Menendez is into gold
the my-pillow-guy is a straight shooter
Charles looks like a pimp in his official coronation pic
Turkey election
the predicatable end of the Wagner mercenary group
Angela, the bear, who is obviously just a man in a furry costume
John Oliver guidant la peuple of Reddit
Barbenheimer
a playground devours a Boston cop (stop making fun of DD. It powers the whole Northeast)
Billy Joel hates his own tunes
.... and much more
And now this: Local news is very excited about what week it is [spoiler: it's fat bear week]
Main segment: prison healthcare (as a European myself I understand why John likes to talk about such stories. It's ridiculous indeed. The US penal system, US health care and privatization of what should essentially be public services will ever be a source for this show)
And now this: Fall is here and so is this (You know what's coming. One of the longest running segments in television history - only rivaled by Meet the Press. Admittedly, this segment becomes increasingly more crazy every year)
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Oh John how we’ve missed you!