Jeff: "Pierce, calm down. Nobody's gonna fight you."
Pierce: "Why not?"
Troy: "Because when you're friends with someone for three years, it's weird to steal their family's money."
Abed: "And there wouldn't be a lot of sport in beating you. Look at yourself."
Everybody: "Yeah, he's right. You really do suck."Abed: "You can leave notes. This game is incredible."
Pierce: "Okay."
Britta: "Okay!"
[Kills Pierce.]
Britta: "I guess there's no hug button."Jeff: "So... don't die."
Annie: "Good... pep talk... Jeff."
Shirley: "Yeah, I used to love dying, but that speech really turned me around."Hilda: "I have information on the following topics."
Abed: "Holy crap, where have you been my whole life?"Annie: "Help me hide the body."
Abed: "Is that hut on fire?"
Shirley: "Oh, my. What an unexplained tragedy."Jeff: "Oh, great! Gilbert!"
[Gilbert shocks Jeff.]
Jeff: "Oh, great! Evil Jedi lightning Gilbert!"
Jeff: "Okay, look, I know things seem hopeless because he's all the way to the castle with the crystal and we're starting over, but here's the thing... We're better at this game now. We've died and been reborn and that makes us heroes."
Everybody: "Yeah! Let's get him!"
[Everybody dies immediately.]Abed: "I'll probably have to work double shifts, but..."
Troy: "Oh, I see. While you're off climbing the ladder at Beans and More, I'll just stay at home and raise him alone. That's fine. I'll just give up on my dreams."
Abed: "Here we go."
Troy: "What? He needs to learn a strong man can cry."
[Starts crying.]
This episode is incredible, one of my favorites of this show.
Shout by Rich homie quanBlockedParent2022-06-03T07:03:18Z
At the end of this episode for the post credit sketch Troy and abed are in the study room even though they don’t go to greendale?