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The Visit 2015

This movie sucked so bad. In real life this mom would lose custody of her children due to neclagence.

Police officer:"How did you not recognize that these crazy people werent your parents when you first dropped your kids off ma'am???"

Mom:"Aint nobody got time fo dat!!! I dropped them at the train station and made them do the trip ALONE. I didnt even call my parents to find out if they arrived safetly... I only took the word of my children talking to them through SKYPE.. I had a boat cruise with my name on it and man wait for no lonely woman! Im not gonna let my kids steal the little youth I have left to get laid and possibly getting a new hubby. I wanted to get pounded!"

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I don't really care what anyone else says... I liked it a lot! The acting was great, and I really enjoyed the story. It giggled several times, I warmed to the two young leads right away, and I was thoroughly creeped out. Nice that the usual trope of older sister/younger brother basically hating each other wasn't there. Their relationship was very sweet and believable. So don't listen to the naysayers... Watch it, and make up your own mind.

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After (unintentionally ) missing the last few M. Night Shymalan movies & then finding out this was going to be yet another 'found footage'/shaky camera horror, I didn't really have high hopes for this movie but I watched it anyway with an open mind.

I started this movie not expecting anything interesting but found myself really enjoying it throughout. Scarier than I thought a 'horror comedy' would be with some jump scares that rival the tenser moments in more serious movies. I thought the film managed to keep you on your toes and the story wasn't boring which most horror movies are these days. It actually went somewhere and has 'rewatch' value (much like an Shymalan movie i suppose).

The 2 main characters don't really come across as like-able, with 'T Diamond Stylus' being the definition of irritating.

None the less, the film managed to pull off everything it wanted to achieve & probably more. One of the best horror films i've seen this year, comedy or not.

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This is just stupid. The only thing I found amazing about the whole thing was that I watched it all! I kept waiting for something intriguing to happen... and it just ended.

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every single "found footage" style has people saying that ; they are either tiered of it, or don´t like it / understand it.
It´s me that don´t understand why you guys bother. i mean, i don´t like musicals,so I don´t watch them ( if for some reason im forced to see one, i surely will not bash it for obvious reasons) .
Found footage is here to stay. Either you like or or not. I love them. some are bad, some are good others extraordinary. a bit like all genres and sub-genres ;)

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The twist is obvious and telegraphed throughout, but this is still an effective film and something of a return to form for Shyamalan. His two likeable young leads, particularly Oxenbould, ensure the film's slow build doesn't become dull as the film hits all the usual beats of the genre. Shyamalan manages to come up with a fairly reasonable justification for the documentary style footage that the film purports to be made up of, but, as usual with films involving the characters carrying cameras around, it can't quite overcome the suspension of disbelief required to believe they wouldn't simply drop them in the final act. In any event, he doesn't let this style constrain the film and he manages to create some very effective creepy moments that remind you of how good he was in his earlier work.

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I am tired of Found Footage films but the Visit is much better than movies like the Gallows at least. But due to talented kid actors and creepy grandparents.
There's usually robotic emotionless acting in M. Night Shyamalan movies that I guess is what he asks for. For once the performances are more human and less lifeless.
The film is creepy but slows down in the middle when the kids talk about their father and personal feelings about him leaving. Which doesn't work since they don't seem too concerned about their grandparents weird behavior at the time.

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Holy shit! This movie scared the life out of me. Brilliant BRILLIANT casting, you better not have those grandparents. The scene under the house was a crazy scary but the scariest part was probably when she crawls out from under there and giggles as if nothing happened. I tried to put the plot together throughout the entire movie and it was a welcome surprise to have it be a realistic plot twist rather than what I thought were two possessed grandparents.
I felt like I had the same 'aha!' moment as all of the characters during that skypecall with mom. Everything fell into place there

I highly recommend this movie to anyone who likes jump scares and a good plot twist.

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I dont know why people hated this movie..Yes the plot could be better but its was a HORROR movie and a surely a good one..I suggest all horror lovers to see this movie..

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It's a very obvious movie, kind of cringeworthy because of all the rapping and the kid spewing out pseudointellectual non-crap, but I nevertheless enjoyed it. People need to loosen up and know how to enjoy a movie, I wouldn't trust reviews online because they are always going on about small things that the average viewer would never notice; afterall, I watch these movies for fun, and not to analyze them and tear them apart from the inside out.

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The Visit was quite enjoyable. I am a fan of found footage movies, though!
While many movies tend to bore with unoriginal plots, this one was original at least! Also I found the acting very good. The two child actors surprised me as they did a good job

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Wait, what? This movie was great! As always, it's hard to find an excuse to use the "found footage" argument, but the documentary story was kinda decent. The kids, especially the boy, were pretty good written and acted. The Shyamalan twist was right in the time, and the ending was so hilarious, but not distracting the previously horror. C'mon guys! this is the best of Shyamalan in a looooong time, let's enjoy it.

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Well, the kids were really good. That's it, though.

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Horror is not all demons, agitating music and jump scares.. It's an idea that makes us believe that it's actually plausible, this movie gets that right. OK it ain't no midsommar but a must watch film!!

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Simple, in the style of "live footage", and yet you don't have to invent "ghosts" to make the film successful. :)

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That's just awful! It's so predictible, 15 minutes in and I already know what's really happening. Felt so dull, the comedy was supposed to break the tension but there's no tension at all. I didn't really care about those two kids, or any characters because they're not convincing enough. The humor was irritating and the rapping parts were insufferable. I stayed because of Kathryn Hahn! The only funny moment is when the kid got poop shoved in his face. Overall I didn't enjoy it, it failed to blend horror and comedy. I think the final result would be better if they make it pure horror, but I appreciate the concept and filmmaking.

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At the beginning, the film looked quite interesting, about how the siblings find out that there is something strange about their grandparents and they document everything on their camera. As time goes on, however, the film becomes more and more stupid and boring, where basically nothing much happens, and only at the very end there is a bit of action where we learn the whole plot of the film, which was clear from the beginning, and we will not see any unexpected and interesting ending either. Unfortunately, this film does not offer much horror scenes, and the fact that I should be afraid of this film is not at all. For my disappointment, I actually expected a little more from this horror movie.

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Spent far too long to develop characters and supposedly tense. The climax was dull and uninspired, no thrill, just a reveal and exposition of what should've been obvious. The kids are good, acted like real annoying kids, but everything else is dumb and doesn't match with the tone. Especially the ending.

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Sorry, but can I please have the time I wasted on this back? The only reason I kept watching was because I hoped the movie would somehow get better.
To everyone who is thinking about watching this: I would rather eat Glass than watch this movie again.

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Terrible & a complete waste of time.

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the plot twist is well-thought (the fact that they are not their grandparents) but what a terrible way of conducting to and from this

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A complete dud, seriously. There was a whole lot of build up for very little pay off, you spend the first forty five minutes of the movie thinking that incontinence and dementia are Shyamalan's idea of horror, and then when it finally gets scary, you're robbed of it so quickly its just depressing. Basically never trust anything Shyamalan does, he completely lost it when he butchered Avatar: The Last Airbender, and everything past that proves he sucks. When it was scary it was almost worth it, but don't recommend.

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Not a bad start, but then it gets worse and worse documentary style it even more, Shyamalan cheats to get his turn

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Did anyone else really want the kids to die?

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Huge piece of crap. Please, don't spend any time to see this terrible movie.

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This movie is one of the worst I've ever seen in this genre. Don't waste your time like i did.

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ok yes it was bad, the twist is ridiculous and the whole premise is awful, perhaps 4 is a bit too much

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Crap storyline, illogical tracking shots of clouds that don't fit in the style of the movie and a "twist" that you can see coming from a mile away. Further proof that M. Night Shyamalan should stick to telling his made up fairytales to his kids and stop making movies for the general public.

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My score: 2 - Terrible
Cheap plot, slow tempo, no thrills or goosebumps whatsoever...
Kids did good job, although too much rapping in horror movie for my taste...
Not to mention that found footage movies are no more innovative directing as they were in the beginning of that wave,
now it is a crutch for bad script and lousy director...
More and more I am convinced that Shyamalan was one-time wonder...
Time to put him to greener pastures...

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I'd like to point out that this movie is trying to call itself a "comedic, horror", But after seeing this movie, the only comedic horror that you've been viewing, is M. Night Shyamalan's movie career.

This was just painful. I would have loved to been there when this story was pitched, by M Night

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Well, actually I like the idea very much. Getting old is very scary: loosing physical power, dementia, generation gap, friends' funerals, being abandoned... This topic is so scareful that it is almost tabooed in entertainment - nobody wants even to talk about it. If only this was given to somebody intelligent, it could be a solid, multidimentional 'Babadook'-style movie, that scares disturbingly deeply, existentially. Of course, the main characters should not be children - the old doesn't scare them yet, only disgusts. And the ending should be different, because nobody can escape the time...
But we've got Shyamalan.
Sometimes I wonder if he really thinks his movies are good, or he just doesn't care.

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I'd heard this was a return to form for Shyamalan, but this was awful and an incredibly disappointing waste of time.

None of the people in this film talk even remotely like real people, ruining any chance of experiencing even a minute of immersion. Every scene intended to be scary or tense ends up feeling incredibly forced, artificial and in some cases unintentionally amusing.

I could've done without that irritating rapping little shit too.

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It gets 3 points for the twist, which I didn't see coming. Lame, but creepy. Oh, and I'm not buying an oven big enough to crawl in... ever.

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Where the hell is the shyamalan of The Sixth Sense, unbreakable, signals...
One point for this... This... Thing!

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The Visit, for all of the s**t it throws in the audience's face, is surprisingly boring. 90 minutes feels like an eternity in this tonally confused mess.

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I don’t look at myself in the mirror cause my dad abandoned me? lmao

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I guess only M Night Shyamalan can make a movie in which a kid gets tortured by having a used adult diaper shoved in their face, then have the kid rap about the experience.
All the Comic Relief moments in the movie made it so much more disturbing, but not in a good horror movie way, just... weird.
I still found it rather creepy and suspenseful, even subtly chilling for the most part (which I would not have thought possible in a recent Shyamalan flick), but the whole "mentally ill people are the monsters and act like their not human" thing is getting old.

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A great found footage movie, although this one doesn't have the raw aesthetic, as the camera has a very clean, filtered image and more stable framing.
The story is very good, it's not predictable, there are some great twists and some scares throughout, and the performances also stand out, making everything more engaging.

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It cracks me up to see the reviews that are complaining about how the mom didn’t get arrested and blah blah blah. I think those people forgot that this is a movie. After all there is no way in hell an old lady could run and crawl like that. Lol! I personally thought this was one of M. Night Shyamalan’s better movies. It had a few good jump scenes, and it was pretty creepy.

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boring ass movie fr fr

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so you mean to tell me someone will send their kids to their estranged grandparents without showing them any picture of them and just told them "follow the elders"?

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M. Night Shyamalan tries his hand at the found footage genre with the creepy suspense thriller The Visit. The story follows two kids who are sent to spend a few days with their grandparents while their mother is on a couples cruise, but the kids start to grow concerned and frightened as their grandparents begin to exhibiting strange and disturbing behavior. The conceit of the daughter being an aspiring film student who’s documenting the experience of meeting her grandparents and discovering her mother’s childhood home works. And Olivia DeJonge gives a good performance that feels authentic and compelling. Her co-star (Ed Oxenbould) however, is toxic; as he’s annoying as all get-out, begging to be slapped. Also, the pacing is rather slow, and the mystery can be kind of aggravating until the reveal. While The Visit is effective at bringing the horror, it doesn’t quite work due to some of its storytelling and casting issues.

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How did they have no wifi but then regularly make Skype calls…?

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this movie is so bad, 90 minutes of boring shit with a predictable ending, a unrealistic mother, really dislikable children and the worst rapping i have ever heard

so much of this movie is badly written and non-sensical, the scenes drag on for too long, the entire plot could have been told in 20 minutes and it would have been a better movie

night lost his touch, he hasnt done anything good in ages, he should just stop and let his career die instead of dragging her corpse on and on trying to revive it

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A visit to Grandma's house wont ever be the same after watching this flick

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Acting is good all around, twists are kinda obvious, not really scary although creepy in a funny way. Enjoyed the concept although the mother didn't seem very realistic I mean that or she's just a terrible mother, definitely better than a handful of other M. Night Shyamalan movies.

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Very creepy and kinda hilarious. I loved the found footage style. Ed Oxenbould is the great. He brings a lot of humor to even out the creepy parts. One of M. Night's better movies.

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There's not a lot of horror in this movie and even the thriller part is minimal – but at least there's some suspense on how the story will end. At some point though you have a suspicion and surprise: you're right.
The format is from an interesting viewpoint from the kids' cameras but somehow it doesn't feel that "natural" on how I feel I would have use the cameras as a child. There's some plot holes but otherwise it's fine.

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Don't listen to the comments, it was an enjoyable movie and quite funny.

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It was creepy and actually not so bad that all are saying, but it's not the best movie either. It was not bad acted and it had kinda interesting story and some funny and creepy moments.

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I liked it, but I can see why people would not like it.

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This was just amazing movie. Great acting from Olivia De Jong and Ed Oxenbould. Also Peter MacRobble as Pop-Pop and especially Deanna Dunagan as Nana was just great. I do not know what other people were expecting from this but I knew almost nothing about the movie before watching and for me that has always worked the best way. As a horror and thriller movie fan I think this is one of the best in 2015. There may be few better but this was worth to watch.

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