Stan Helsing 2009

I don't know why I watched this, I thought it might be funny, but it was almost offensive.

Really really bad movie..waste my 90 minutes , not funny at all

It's so sad, when the best thing about a movie are the boobs of the actresses :(. Boring, not funny and generally a poor movie.

There was a time when movie spoofs were funny... Airplane, Top Secret, The Naked Gun... those time have gone. This is as terrible as you expect and deserves to have a stake plunged into its weak heart.

This movie is awful. I don't even know if I can be bothered to finish watching it.

I may be a little biased here, because the movie stars Diora Baird and her boobs, but this was much better than I expected.
Parody movies, in general, are rarely to my liking, specifically when they are horror parodies - odd how that sub genre became so prevalent. However, this one manages to do a lot right. Well made, fairly funny. I didn't understand the motivation behind some of the slasher designs - e.g., why is Michael Myers jewish?
Anyway. What really saves the movie is our group of four friends. They all really understood what was being made and it just works.
I think the two main issues are the ending was a bit weak, and the story is very light. Like, it felt as if whole pieces of the movie had been cut.
Ultimately, this is pretty good. I'd totally watch it again. It would be a fun viewing around Halloween, if you wanted a goofy flick.
Also, there are vampire strippers.
I'd recommend this to anyone who thought the Scary Movie series sucked, and you want better.

The songs are absolute fire.

I will rate this movie Stan Helsing/10

a couple of fun moments but overall really overly raunchy stupid gross out humor

I think I laughed at 1 point in the whole movie. The style of this movie is outdated. I could get through the whole movie because of Diora Baird.