Another Andy Sidaris movie. This was one of his earlier movies and it shows. I don't think the plot actually got moving till almost an hour into the movie, just lots of drawn out introductions to the seven titular characters and the baddies each one is supposed to kill. The production values, especially the editing, were also significantly worse. There are some hilarious cuts where characters simply disappeared. Some of the stunts were also hilariously done, there's a mannequin switch near the end that's ridiculously obvious.
Whereas most of Sidaris' later movies feature far more "Bullets, Bombs, and Babes" (it's his tagline... really), this one was mostly about the quirky assassins, their weird seventies-stereotyped targets, and trying to make both groups look "cooool". Far less action and, though there's still nudity for no reason ("why is she topless again?"), there's far less than his later movies. Unfortunately one thing that makes Sidaris' later movies more likable wasn't present here... His later movies, even though they have far more of that last B in his tagline, have this strong Charlie's Angels vibe going: the women kick ass and don't take any crap. In this movie, the women are mostly just props unfortunately.
If you're interested in these old Sidaris movies, check out his later stuff.
Fun tidbit: the head of the Cobra Kai dojo from Karate Kid is one of the stars here. Hilarious to see him wearing suede jumpsuits with massive seventies collars.
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The first hour is really just a laundry list of gathering the troops in what can only be described as the speed at which a sloth might gather its belongings to escape a fire.
After that hour, it's a fun romp through hilarious shootouts, bikinis, tits, bad 70s hairdos, and an intro to the world of Sidaris' sleaze flicks that put boobs, bombs and big guns front and center.