So the description is about "highly skilled Navy SEALS". Which is the first joke of the movie. It is the wrong weapons for seals, (not just the specific weapons, but instead of ARs they use SMGs... which is like a completely different type...). Then the "skills" is lower then the average police officer in most countries.
The acting is so bad, my 4 year old niece is getting closer to a "highly skilled Navy SEAL" when she is dressing up like Elsa trying to sing the lyrics to Let It Go... The "seal" with about 40 kilos of pure fat hanging in front of his belt buckle, has worse tactics then most 12 year old boys playing Call of Duty, shouting how they fucked your mom last night because you out skilled them...
Then the actual text they say. Not sure who wrote it but I would say Charlie Chaplin wrote better texts for his movies (for you who don't get the joke, Chaplin never spoke in his movies).
The the fourth and final joke is the special effects. At one point I thought to myself how sad it was there practically were non. Yet then I saw a few special effects and it became more sad that they were so bad... I could throw a green paintball at the wall and make it look more like blood then the red whateveritwas they let a demented 90 year old draw with crayons.
Conclusion: Unless you want to get a tiny bit suicidal for watching this complete and utter crap of a "movie", don't bother...
(I gave up after approximately 30 minutes. My comment is purely about that first painful half an hour.)
Review by DeletedBlockedParent2016-10-20T23:09:32Z
So the description is about "highly skilled Navy SEALS". Which is the first joke of the movie. It is the wrong weapons for seals, (not just the specific weapons, but instead of ARs they use SMGs... which is like a completely different type...). Then the "skills" is lower then the average police officer in most countries.
The acting is so bad, my 4 year old niece is getting closer to a "highly skilled Navy SEAL" when she is dressing up like Elsa trying to sing the lyrics to Let It Go... The "seal" with about 40 kilos of pure fat hanging in front of his belt buckle, has worse tactics then most 12 year old boys playing Call of Duty, shouting how they fucked your mom last night because you out skilled them...
Then the actual text they say. Not sure who wrote it but I would say Charlie Chaplin wrote better texts for his movies (for you who don't get the joke, Chaplin never spoke in his movies).
The the fourth and final joke is the special effects. At one point I thought to myself how sad it was there practically were non. Yet then I saw a few special effects and it became more sad that they were so bad... I could throw a green paintball at the wall and make it look more like blood then the red whateveritwas they let a demented 90 year old draw with crayons.
Conclusion: Unless you want to get a tiny bit suicidal for watching this complete and utter crap of a "movie", don't bother...
(I gave up after approximately 30 minutes. My comment is purely about that first painful half an hour.)