If this were a pizza it would have a topping of cliche and sentimental cheese! It's not the worst movie in the world BUT you have seen it all before.
Just the kind of cheesy (pun intended) Rom Com that I like lol.
I wonder how much money Starbucks shelled out for this movie. Damn!
Also, how old is Hayden at this point? I remember him looking like an adult back when I was starting high school while Emma seemed to be around my age back then. Still, their chemistry was pretty good (Hayden's hair looked horrible, though. What the hell was that about?)
All around, it wasn't a bad movie. As someone with Italian grandparents myself, I always click with these type of settings. But oh, my god every time someone laughed it sounded god awful fake. It was really, really bad.
I've been waiting to see at least Hayden's ass, since I saw him first time in Awake thousands, maybe even hundreds of years ago.
I even watched all the Star Wars movies on x5.
In spite of his sizable (hopefully) portfolio, he was never remotely naked in any of his movies.
Even though this movie is piece of garbage, they finally shown like 1/1,5 cm of his ass crack, unfortunately 17 years too late.
But I'm still grateful.
I initially thought the handsy policewoman was Meredith from The Office, I was very disappointed she wasn't.
I rate it "is there anything in your pockets that be sharp or hard or pokey in any way?...
You're clean, buddy. You're clean.
Or are you dirty?" out of ten
Hayden Christensen is so bad at acting. He single-handedly sinks the entire movie.
It has its cute moments, but lots of very cheesy one-liners and a cheesy script in general. There were also some cringey moments that I could barely handle. The cast is awesome (loved seeing a bunch of Kim's Convenience cast in here!), but the writers could have done better. The 'Italian' accents needed some work in my opinion, but I loved how they threw in a bunch of common Italian words, even if many of them were pronounced incorrectly...unless it's a Canadian Italian pronunciation I may not know about? Anyways, cute but not good or bad.
It was a tasteless weak sauce.
My condolences to Italians. You guys don't deserve this monstrosity.
Before you even see his dumb corn on the cob face, Hayden's bland voice attacks your ears for a load of terrible voiceover bits, along with Emma
The film would be forgivable if it was an indie starring nobodies.
A dash of fun, a sprinkle of (rightly) outdated humor and stereotypes, you got yourself a Little Italy.
Very loose and sweetened. Nothing of interest. It doesn't contribute anything.
Shout by William MillenderBlockedParent2019-02-13T02:35:49Z— updated 2024-03-16T23:39:22Z
Every piece of this movie is a stereotype.
The writing is terrible, the accents are god awful.
I'm only watching this in preparation for the next episode of How Did This Get Made?
10 - I love it, regardless of quality
9 - Very good, might not love but very well done or might love, forgiving some issues
8 - Very enjoyable or Just OK for me but well done
7 - Good
6 - Watchable despite not liking the film/show
5 - Mid
3-4 - Not great, but got through it
1-2 - Very bad/You might be a communist if you like this garbage