“- Doreen: Kids, where's your father?
- Wally's daughter : He's upstairs masturbating to gay porn.
- Doreen: Again?”
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“- Wally Terzinsky: Doctor, why do those types keep thinking that I'm one of them?- Psychiatrist: Well, Wally, because you are one of them. You are gay. You are gay. You are a homosexual. The opposite of straight, you're gay. I know it. Your family knows it. Dogs know it! Everyone seems to know it except you.”
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“- Doreen: Were the handcuffs totally necessary, officer?- Cop #1: Well, actually, that was your husband's idea.”
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“- Worm pill scientist: I've invented a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.- Don Roritor: Uh, right, and what's positive about that?- Worm pill scientist: Well, it's a pill that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.”
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LOL
"Where;s your father?"
Mother: "Where's your father, kids?"
Brother and sister answer as one: "Upstairs, masturbating to gay porn."
Canadian "Monty Python" -- just eff'ing Golden!
Loved the show, loved the movies.
So funny!
(except the shit soup -- the shit soup was not funny -- haha) :poop:
For years I used to say this was the funniest underrated movie ever made. Now I would have to say Zoolander though.
Shout by MatthewVIP 2BlockedParent2023-03-04T18:59:17Z
IT WAS JUST A COUPLEA FLIPPER BABIES