1- Nevertold Casket Co. (Overarching Story)⠀ 4/10 Amelia looks for a present in an antique shop owned by a shopkeeper who has a story to tell for every item in his shop.
The Conjuring-esque kind of plot of a shop with items with unique stories, it's a great idea for an anthology. The two actors are very decent and the conversations and dialogue their characters are having were a positive. The items presented looked interesting my favorite was the Rabbi doll. The wraparound was fine, nothing too exciting.
2- Dollface⠀ 3/10 A horny group of friends party at a house where a murder took place in the past.
Cringiest cringe that ever cringed, these actors can't act for shit and the dialogue is atrocious! The bottle kill was amazing though. The ending was really rushed and I believe it was cut by the budget, like where's the fire you promised?! Overall a really stale slasher.
3- The Hand That Rocks the Dreidel ⠀ 6/10 A boy and his creepy Rabbi doll unite against the mean babysitter.
Now that was the right kind of cringe. There's some funny lines, characters are funny and I liked the babysitter actress. Kid actor did good too. The doll was cool and I love that when the story ends you're left wondering who was the real killer, as there's two possibilities. But the real horror of all this is the boy's bedroom looks weirdly empty, no posters or anything besides a bed and nightstand... budget again I guess.
4- Christmas Carnage⠀ 6/10 An alcoholic Santa goes batshit crazy at the office party.
Music didn't fit the mood at all in the first scene and no chemistry between the family members in the second scene. It gets much better after that though when Santa starts killing people. Joel Murray was pretty badass and he's good at playing drunk. Overall it was good but I would of liked a little more carnage.
5- Room to Let⠀ 2/10 A couple desperate for a baby welcome a guest in their mansion.
Review by AcoucalanchaVIP 4BlockedParent2022-12-31T06:30:37Z
1- Nevertold Casket Co. (Overarching Story)⠀ 4/10
Amelia looks for a present in an antique shop owned by a shopkeeper who has a story to tell for every item in his shop.
The Conjuring-esque kind of plot of a shop with items with unique stories, it's a great idea for an anthology. The two actors are very decent and the conversations and dialogue their characters are having were a positive. The items presented looked interesting my favorite was the Rabbi doll. The wraparound was fine, nothing too exciting.
2- Dollface⠀ 3/10
A horny group of friends party at a house where a murder took place in the past.
Cringiest cringe that ever cringed, these actors can't act for shit and the dialogue is atrocious! The bottle kill was amazing though. The ending was really rushed and I believe it was cut by the budget, like where's the fire you promised?! Overall a really stale slasher.
3- The Hand That Rocks the Dreidel ⠀ 6/10
A boy and his creepy Rabbi doll unite against the mean babysitter.
Now that was the right kind of cringe. There's some funny lines, characters are funny and I liked the babysitter actress. Kid actor did good too. The doll was cool and I love that when the story ends you're left wondering who was the real killer, as there's two possibilities. But the real horror of all this is the boy's bedroom looks weirdly empty, no posters or anything besides a bed and nightstand... budget again I guess.
4- Christmas Carnage⠀ 6/10
An alcoholic Santa goes batshit crazy at the office party.
Music didn't fit the mood at all in the first scene and no chemistry between the family members in the second scene. It gets much better after that though when Santa starts killing people. Joel Murray was pretty badass and he's good at playing drunk. Overall it was good but I would of liked a little more carnage.
5- Room to Let⠀ 2/10
A couple desperate for a baby welcome a guest in their mansion.
Uneventful and bland. A filler.