Outstanding. I didn't think I'd like this, but I was captivated. Can you believe it?
—Oh my god, that's so racist. Oh my god, that's so sexist. Oh my god, that's so homophobic. I don't have any of these opinions. I'm such a good boy!
—OH I HATE JARED KUSHNER! HE SITS BEHIND ME IN SYNAGOGUE ON THE UPPER EAST SIDE! HE'S SO GODDAMN LOUD!
—That means that at some point, Prince Harry rolled up a picture of his grandmother, to do drugs that he bought with other pictures of his grandmother!
—Judaism is the Hotel California of religions.
—WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S FINE?!!!
—The living room is for guests and tragedies!
—Chanukah's very much the diet Coke to Christmas's black tar heroin.
—Well clearly, Rabbi, you don't understand the meaning of Christmas!
—The fact that you bought a ticket to this show? I feel bad for you guys. You guys are screwed. See you on the trains.
This was brilliant! It was immensely funny, energetic, introspective, and entertaining.
Shout by Why Not Zoidberg?BlockedParent2024-05-27T17:38:34Z
Incredibly well crafted and executed.