A man shits on an orangutan and after a long police chase across the River Nile, he inevitably gets sent to prison for mass genocide. Whilst in prison, he is approached by 2 people: 1, a wealthy businessman who proposes to the inmate an opportunity to go to China and meet with Vladimir Putin, and the other is Vladimir Putin himself who offers the inmate an invitation to a group orgy which will end with a live grenade being stuffed up the anus of everyone involved. Will the inmate make the correct decision and save the world?
