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The Witcher: Season 3

3x03 Reunion

Third episode in and my thoughts are, how did the writers of this season believe they write better than the creator who wrote the books?!

This is such a waste of time now. Story goes nowhere and everywhere. I can see very clearly why Henry Cavill dropped this steaming pile crap down the toilet where it belongs and said, 'Nope, I'm done'. I'm done too.

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It's getting a bit to f***ed up for me... :o

Some memorable moments:

  • "Because Geralt is a hammer"
  • "Fuck this nail in particular"
  • "You like him"
  • "You actually did it"; "Became a mother"
  • "Pounding donuts like a truffle pig" xD
  • Ciri's badass fight, a fake hero, and that guy with delusions of grandeur xD
  • "Fucking hell"
  • Tissaia's weird eye contact / staring move
  • "You!" (making the queen more useful)
  • WTF?!? That elfe cowardly killing that "other guy" (fighter) was super f***ed up...
  • And at least a happy reunion at the end! <3 Geralt and Ciri belong together :) (And I do like that Ciri ran away from that "horrible" place / those "horrible" people.)
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Cheers for that ugly one reference from the books. I absolutely loved that moment.

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Literally nothing makes sense anymore

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The ending was ripped off from the The Fellowship of the Ring scene with Liv Tyler and the horses chase.

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so even this show has succumbed to the lesbian gay shit I'm constantly bombarded with.

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S1 was great. S2 okay... But S3 is a mess. Even worse, it's a tedious mess.

What's going on? Who knows. And who cares!

The cast are trying hard to act as if they care about the unnecessary scenes and story lines that can't be followed. It keeps jumping around from one boring location to another with boring formulaic scenes that don't move things along, people being killed etc for no reason, just characters and things happening that none cares about.

If you've read this far in my review you perhaps have the stamina to suffer the tedium. It's tedious.

Did I say it is not interesting? It really isn't.

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Somehow the Witcher got better after season 2. That was mostly cringe. I’ve been enjoying most of s3 so far. Great exchange between Ciri and Yen in the wine cellar.

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Shout by zarischka
BlockedParentSpoilers2023-09-15T21:53:49Z

Ciri makes my brain break out in hives. She is AWFUL.
That last scene was a mix of ripping off the Arwen horse race scene in LOTR + crappy CGI + Ciri trying to speed up a horse by holding its head in a vice… I have a VERY strong feeling that actress doesn’t know how to ride a horse. Then: Geralt. Thank the LOTRd for small mercies… ;)
Ps. I used to dislike Yen but holy crap, she doesn’t NOT deserve Ciri’s attitude and snark!
Ps2. I give this show one more season at most. They won’t survive without Cavill. They are up ten different s**t creeks without a paddle OR a map, right now.

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Shout by Mani D
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BlockedParentSpoilers2023-08-15T09:53:34Z

I want to comment just because of that ending scene. It was so piss poor. The close ups of the horse riding looked so fake and immediately after Geralt saves Ciri, the show jumpcuts to them hugging. So jarring.

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Tissaia is turning into Le Chiffre.

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The way that this was Henry Cavill's send off... I just...

No one will play Geralt better than him, period. And this is the final scene you give him? Criminal.

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Love Anya Chalotra and Joey Batey as always.

I'm impressed by most of the scenes with the other actors and their subplots, particularly the mages, Redania & Nilfgaard, but Geralt is kind of lacking something this season. Wish they would've merged Game Geralt with Book Geralt better. Hope the story will lead somewhere interesting this season since it's building so well so far.

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Shout by Reiko LJ
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BlockedParentSpoilers2023-07-21T06:35:24Z

Definitely had some more enjoyable moments this episode but the quality overall is still leaving a lot to be desired. It's hard to put into words why. It's trying too hard to be something but it's falling flat for me. The last section felt jarfingly bad. From the poor CGI with Ciri on the horse to the sudden cut of them running to hug each other. Ehhhh.

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That's more like it. First really enoyable episode of the season for me.

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