(722-word review) It's been almost 20 minutes since I finished watching this episode as I'm typing this. And yet I barely remember anything: how it began, the scenes that followed, and the plotlines of those scenes – that's how I "organize" and lay out what I've watched in my head. Everything seems disorganized, and that can be a very effective offense.
The structuring seems so clumsy, which you could attribute to the potential desire of the writers to speed things along, getting straight to the point instead of dilly-dallying, as done in the second season, but having the right idea isn't enough; the execution is even more critical.
The world-building comes across as amateur-like, and the set design worsens that feeling because there are too many similarities to what we're seeing, too many partially obscured close-up shots to avoid the responsibility of having an environment outside of what you're only showing (you still need people who know how to use your "More is always better" budgets efficiently, Netflix – please figure that out soon) and nowhere near enough individual identities, creativity, and distinction to each environmental space.
Not to mention the scope of the world is also lacking, with expository dialogue, of where characters are/what part of the world they're in at a particular moment, being the central identifier instead of a supporting element to things like proper production/set design, proper directing, and the establishment and arrangement of various components to what's going on around and in the background of scenes.
And the "My ugly one" pet name felt unearned without the necessary foundation for it to, perhaps, work, not to mention it didn't land. It may have been the same in the novels regarding the landing because of the English translation and language barrier – however, I imagine it was still easier to "get it" the way it's intended because it's all words on a page, on top of all the likely well-written and strongly present developmental groundwork of the characters and their relationship with each other, whereas, with live-action content, it's harder to have that connection, especially if it feels to be there for no other reason but to attempt goading book readers back blatantly, as it came across unsubstantiated – amplified further if the overall writing is mediocre.
The only things that stand out at the moment before I rewatch it two more times (as is my routine with TV show episodes and films) are the conversation between Yennifer and Ciri as they walked their horses (for a particular reason regarding something Yennifer said, which I surprisingly haven't seen anyone bring up, but I'll refrain from specifying – if you know, you know), and Geralt's fight sequence.
Everything else was a bunch of plot point insertions for more to come – Fringilla's return, Nissa's disappearance (unless she's fake Ciri, which seems likely; either way, there's probably more development coming with that), Cahir's return/relationship with Gallatin, the budding Jaskier/Radovid subplot that's already so enthralling, not at all dull, and fake Ciri/whatever her purpose was regarding her captor.
And the in-between scenes – Emhyr's uncaptivating (but likely intended to be captivating) speech, devoid of a particular charisma and presence that a character like him should possess (but hey, there's time for that; why have that be the case from the beginning, right...?), Codringher and Fenn's return and subsequent comedic disposal (it WAS meant to be comedic?), the return of Triss, Tissaia, Sabrina, and Vilgefortz, within Aretuza, showing more of the Brotherhood's riveting bickering, some tasteful BDSM with Dijkstra and Philippa (I can't wait for Christian Grey's cameo) that the entire family can enjoy if they can manage to see what's happening through the blurry cinematography, undoubtedly due to Dijkstra's fluids spattered and spattering all over the camera, some lovey-dovey, lying-on-a-bed-together, obligatory-smooch-or-two Tilgefortz/Vissaia content (yum!).
All of which, not solely but especially the gripping BDSM scene, is wrapped in poor, frequently blurry cinematography that Netflix content does so competently, which should be done incompetently despite their best efforts, for the sake of a better product, cinematography-wise. But that's never going to happen, as they're continuing to take on shows and films like that – it's like their unique signature at this point; it's part of them now.
What is there not to love? I love this show! More specifically, I love this season so much already!
Too much time passed between seasons. Very difficult to remember some of the characters and plot lines.
The first thing I'm feeling watching this episode is that this is an utterly awful depiction of Emhyr. Don't like it at all. To be fair, there's only been one short scene so far, so it could get better. But so far, his temperament is all wrong. Seems like some generic evil ruler.
Everything about this show just screams "YA" when it should be anything but that. The Witcher is not supposed to be a young adult series.
That Philippa/Dijkstra whipping scene was totally unnecessary.
Would like to see more of Jaskier playing his lute and singing - Joey Batey is rather good. Would just rather it wasn't in front of Radovid and forcing this weird and nonsensical romance subplot.
Seems this episode is back to the season 2 trend of just being mostly fan fiction.
Rience killing Codringher and Fenn was an awful scene. Laughable.
The Tissia x Vilgefortz romance is yet another unnecessary subplot. Though, I do kinda get why they're doing this one. Hopefully, it'll pay off later.
Worse than the first episode, I think.
More boring yapping. This show is a drag at an hour long.
I'm convinced that at this stage the creators just randomly open some page from the books, and build a scene based on that. And then another, and another. It doesn't hold together, there is no emotion in it. And most of all, it doesn't have the spirit of one of my beloved novels.
Well, and why is it that this season, every place looks like it was just built out of Legos? Even an inferior pub in some rumpus is clean and fragrant. Everyone has everything at hand, too. All you have to do is get off the road, take a few steps and you're there.
Such a step backwards compared to the great season opener. The heads and hands battle was pretty good but that’s about it. Oh and why can’t you just throw a dead body through a portal? No magic to hide one either? That seemed dumb. Agree with everything @ragreynolds said.
WHAAAAAAT is that ending, what a cliffhanger.
The actor who plays Jaskier carries himself like he's god's greatest gift to humanity and the most handsome man to ever walk the earth. It's so cringey. My man, you are NOT that guy.
what the... there's another ciri?!!?
Where did all the great fighting scenes go? And can they please gag and cuff Ciri, because obviously she is doing herself ALL the disservices when she’s allowed to speak and move freely. More Gerald, please - and a LOT less whiny, bratty Ciri, if you don’t mind…!
So now there is a multiverse? 2 different Ciri at the same time?
6.5/10 - I didn't really like this episode that much. I'm struggling again to follow the story and it felt rather "boring" (as I'm not that interested in the politics of this world).
I too minded when Yenn called Ciri "my ugly one".
That "I'm Ciri" at the end was quite scary... :o
I know that everybody knows what I'm talking about.
Typical Netflix... 2 season teaser and screw it up with gender ideology.
You also see it with other Netflix series like barbarians or the Vikings.
It's sad like that.
I do agree to other reviewers.. you don't see much of Geralt... the takes are short and slow in action.
I think it is good to say goodbye after this season. No reason for me anymore to watch the 4th season. I just can't imagine another actor playing the role als Geralt of Rivia.
Let's hope the 3rd episode is better, but I saw a lower score, so I dont think it will get any better.
I made it past the season premiere but I had to give up at the 30min mark. Uneventful, boring, nothing like the past 2 seasons, Cavill looks like he's forcing himself to act.
I am really struggling with this season. The core cast are still solid (apart from Jaskier strangely who I fear may have let the attention get to his head). But everyone else is decidedly average or disappointing. The intriguing universe of the Witcher here feels disjointed and like a half assed Game of Thrones attempt which does it a massive disservice. Even as a book reader and game player I'm struggling to keep everything in context. How are first time watchers fairing?
Why people keep casting Robbie Amell in things I will never know, his awful Batman/John Reese voice is jarring and highlights his poor acting even moreso. The whole Elf section in episode one was painfully bad.
I'll finish out this season for Henry but it's an ordeal that's for sure!
Where they get all the short people from.
Shout by desileRBlockedParent2023-07-08T23:12:45Z
Great comeback to the season. Ciri's acting also seems to be improved.