12x21 There's Something About Mary

What a roller-coaster of emotions. WHAT. JUST. HAPPENED?!?! Quite an eventful episode: Mary being brainwashed, Eileen getting killed, the boys vs the BMoL, Lucifer turning the tables on Crowley. For God's sake.

Let's speak plain. This is the kind of review which is gonna take me pages and pages to write. I need to get things of my chest and this is the way.

Let's begin. FUCK YOU! I'm royally pissed off. I'm just infuriated. That was just disgusting. They should really be ashamed of themselves for killing Eileen. Seriously, it's so unfitting. She's a fan favourite and gets killed off in the first 3 minutes. I'm not just angry, I'm furious! Supernatural has an obsession with killing beloved characters, especially females but having it be the cold open was just rude, tacteless and shocking to say the least. It just makes you yell at the screen and just shout "fuck you". And only to further manpain. Seriously BuckLemming, fuck off. You did it with Kevin out of man angst and then Charlie got killed off screen for the same damn reasons. It's intensely bothering me. I'm so upset, especially after seeing her and Sam. They made such a cute team. Sam looked so defeated. Eileen was what I call a pure soul. She's just badass with a heart of gold who feels every inch of what she does and they just kill her in the cold open. She didn't deserve it. Not like that. I'm so angry I just want to punch someone in the face. That's what happened to during the whole episode, I just wanted to punch someone in the freaking face.

And Mark freaking Pellegrino! I'm not gonna hide it, I'm in love with this guy. He flexing his wings and winking, man. I loved that shot. He plays Lucifer so convincingly and that scene with Crowley mimicking a chicken was incredibly funny. His last shot, though, straight outta "The Lion King". Now I can't stop picturing Lucifer as Mufasa. That ending scene in the top of the mountain looked so bizarre and weird. I don't recall having seen a shot like that previously.

Luci to Babifer: "Everything the light touches is our Kingdom".
Babifer: "But what's that shadow place?"
Luci: "That's purgatory my nephilim. You must never go there"

I'm ridiculously excited because Lucifer finally changed Nick's freaking clothes! And it only took him 7 years! (minus his stay in the cage). I'm not sure how to feel about that. It's gonna be weird not to picture him in his usual clothes but I'm so excited for Lucifer investing in fashion. Loved his new outfit btw.

Mary being brainwashed is a bit cliché and no wonder, she'll never hurt the boys. But why didn't she just shoot Ketch in the face? See Mary, none of this would've happened if you had just listened to the boys. Never trust a Campbell is my motto in life.

Two hunters and a posh are trapped in a bunker. She helps them breaking out. Then, she gets a shot at the face. I'm ready for it. Just insult her and call her posh, fortunately, she'll just get offended by it and leave you alone.

The episode was wonderfully directed and the lightning scheme made the episode visually appealing. Cinematography was on point a.d the whole episode was esthetically a pleasure to watch. I've always loved the way they light Hell and today they didn't disappoint in that sense. And the score was marvellous. I really loved that reversed and creepy off-line version of Dean's Theme in that Mary-Ketch scene in the car. It felt so fitting.

I'm pretty sureucifer is holding a lo k of Rowena's hair and it makes be scared for herkfe. I love her. She's grown on me and I'd hate to see her go. That dirty hand at the beginning of the promo has to be Crowley's, right? It'd all make sense since the demons disposed of his vessel so they probably buried it and he found a way to pass on to his vessel.

We also see the occasional random hunter dead, supposedly at the hands of Mary. and they she texts Ketch asking him who's next. I guess they'll send her after Joy because they know each other so they'll assume it's easier for her to get close to Jody. Also seeing someone (supposedly Dean) beating the Holy hell out of Ketch is extremely satisfying. I love the actor but I hate they guy. I hope Dean gets a chance to use the grenade launcher and then screams "finally", looking at Sam. And those little bloody footprints? It seems as if Kelly had given birth and that's why Cas kisses her forehead but the slides look too big for a baby.

Anyway, I could go on and on theorizing about what could happen, and I'd like to. This whole thing, especially the last scene of the trailer stresses the fuck out of me. I'm literally bitting my nails. I'm scared. I don't know whether to feel excited to terrified. But I'm both. I'm more nervous than ever. I am speechless. it looks so intense and I've got way too many questions. Those tears in Dean's eyes. Well, fuck me up.

Oh my fucking shit!!! Have you guys seen the promo for the next two episodes (Two in One)? I'm baffled, stressed out and terrified. WHAT.THE.ACTUAL.FUCK.IS.HAPPENING.?!?! I've never been that stressed in my life. I'm scared about everyone, especially Cas and Jody. If they hurt or kill them I'm going to riot. I'll fly all the way to Vancouver just to punch their faces. The promo is less than two minutes long and it took me the hell out of 7 minutes to watch it completely breaking down scene by scene. I've read that one fan favourite is gonna come back and at first I though I'd be Jody, but now I'm nor so sire they referred to Jody alone. Seeing Dean crying silent man tears breaks my heart and shatters it into pieces. Dean gets super emotional when it comes to family. I just hope it isn't over Jody. Please, let it not be Jody.

The last scene has me on internal combustion. So we are on a Purgatory-like world or in another world, who knows, and Can is just looking up clearly shocked and just utters "You?" But who the fuck is "you"? Man, lots and lots of theories going though my head. Cas looks so confused so he had to know the guy and I've noticed the guy (doesn't look like a woman) has kind of like a belly. So I'm thinking it could be Bobby. Every season since he died he's come back and we haven't seen Bobby in season 12 (yet). But what if they are actually in purgatory. Could it be Bunny. Or what about Metatron. We don't know where the hell he is so why not. The shooter, besides, is a leftie. Or what if it's John that comes back to save the day? I know JDM is still in TWD but it could be for just one episode. I think I'm going crazy.
And that house that appears looks like the Winchester's old house. Since I saw Dean with those cables in his forehead, maybe he's trying to reverse engineer Mary by giving her memories of her happy life.
I don't know why but knowing that Babifer is gonna be named Jack stresses the hell out of me.

And that psycho can control Hellhounds. Well, fuck you Ketch. I'm looking forward for your slow and painful death. And authentic end he was monologues! Not a good sign Ketch. You're doomed. So he locked them in the bunker, to die, with Toni Bevell, to get in charge of the BMoL instead of simply just killing them... I swear villains had the craziest worst plans.

The shot in the morgue was beautiful. Just the scene, the actors and a complete lack of music. It was chilling but man, I'm so upset. I had loved Sam and Eileen's relationship. And what Angry Spice said? Jody and Claire dead? Well, go to Hell. No way they killed them off camera. No. Freaking. Way.

The boys finally found that microphone. And it only took them like 60 seconds. These BMoL are just incompetent. I'm disappointed it didn't fell off the table by its own weight because, you know, it was a big ass microphone.

Lady Bevell and Mr Ketch "your highness" "psychopath". No wonder these two have dated but honestly, I don't give a shit about their sexual tension. I just want to see them lying on the cold ground floor like the little fuckers they are. And although I hate Ketch as much as the next, I do love David Haydn-Jones. That man can act and his acting is spectacular. That's the kind of hateable character that I love to hate.

So, Dr. Hess (aka Dolores Umbridge) is in bed with Crowley. Seriously? They're working with demons and look down on Sam and Dean because of Ruby and Benny when they have the nerve to befriend with the King of Hell. Bloody hypocrites. Let them burn!

When Crowley said "Winchester's love slave" referring to Cas, no joking I could hear the sound of fanfiction writing itself.

And next week we got a back-to-back-bsck episode. I'm terribly scared for Jody and Cas, but at the same type I'm so hyped to see how it all evolved. Sleep deprivation is gonna be hard next week. But this show is worth it.

Crowley's fall was seen a mile away. Arrogance and pride always come before the fall. When Crowley has the upper hand he be ones way too smug. But this smugness rivalry has been something Luci and Crowley have been playing for a long time. And he's a freaking rat now? Don't ask me why, but I find it fitting. I'm so looking forward to see that Ratwley getting into the bunker and helping the boys. I'm so very ready. But hey Luci, just one question, what the hell happened to demons when the get stabbed? They certainly make a bigger scene, don't you think? Bit naive there, Luci. There was so glitch out or dying smoking effect. Has Lucifer ever seen a demon being killed by an angel blade? He literally stabbed an empty vessel.

I need a moment here to talk about my dear Mr Crowley, or should I say Rat!Crowley (Ratlowey, lol). I was really afraid he could get killed off after what Mark P said and Mark Sheppard's tweet. But man, that rat is somebody! When I saw that rat I couldn't avoided thinking about Olivette, that witch Rowen transmutted into a hamster back in season 9. I can't wait for Rat!Crowley to scurry his way to the bunker as quickly as he can. Just imagining it makes me die of laughter. And oh Lucifer, ways making meaugh "8 ball, corner pocket!" Crowley had just one job: to stay 10 steps ahead of Lucifer and his own puppet plan just backfired, making him look stupid. That little run, though. I would've liked a little more of insight into the "reversal of power" crap. I mean, it came out of nowhere. Although it was unexplained, I assume it was because Drexel has been weakening the hold on him, overpowering Crowley eventually.