What the actual fuck?! Let this show die in peace.

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Wow, this show is going all kinda crazy. Really is a train wreck that I can’t stop watching

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I can't.... I expected anything and everything for the return of Riverdale and the writers took like the one thing I didn't anticipate. They are on drugs. I've said it before but they really are!
Let's recap. Archie and Betty are now superhumans... Bingo the dog is a superdog! Heyo speedhealing. Jug is going deaf but that will probably turn into a superpower too given the other people and animal in the explosion are now gifted. Cheryl thinks it's because of her curse but it was of course Hiram... who is now dead!? Because Veronica hired a hitman and regrets it immediately. Cheryl also is possessed (again? or is it again because Rivervale was another universe...). The TBK is obviously Doc Curdle jr. I mean the voice fits perfectly AND he is now sort of protective of Betty?? I can't... I really can't with this show.
Am I done with Riverdale now? No. My mind will convince me to see more. So the writers are on drugs and I am too... the drug being Riverdale.

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  • Why does Hermosa have all of this information about Hiram's safe houses and whatnot, but Veronica has none of it? And why would Hermosa be so willing to hand all of it over?
  • Why does Veronica need to be the conduit for all of this information? Why doesn't Hermosa just give it directly to the authorities? I know it's so that Veronica can have him killed, but that's not a good reason. It makes no sense for Hermosa.
  • Why is Hermosa surprised that Veronica had Hiram killed? She gave her all of that information. Fucking dumbass.
  • I'm guessing the whole reasoning behind this was that Mark Consuelos didn't want to come back to the show, so they had to scramble to do something with this character.
  • So even though we're back in the prime universe, they're still doing dumb witchcraft shit with Cheryl anyways? Then what the hell was the point of doing the Sabrina crossover before all of this?!
  • This superpower crap is also a bunch of nonsense.
  • Welp, my Glen is the Trash Bag Killer theory was incorrect. Ah, well.
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someone commented with a more logical theory than this I swear .. he said that Archie might be in a coma and Jughead is telling him random stories, and it all played in his Subconsciousness n that's what we were seeing in those past 5 episodes.

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This episode was more confusing than the first five

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This show is at its best when it is off the rails. The ridiculousness is at an all time high.

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