The true evil of any fantasy realm, fucking DOORS!
Notes
Stonefell: "You're a tenacious little tick, Archibald."
Scanlan: "Grog, you're part giant. Can you vouch for us?"
Grog: "Oh, what, 'cause we all fucking know each other?"
Scanlan: "Well, I mean, yeah, kinda."
Keyleth: "Okay, so here's my idea how to bust Archie out. I'll speak to the local animals. They'll fetch the jailer's keys and free our friends."
Scanlan: "Ah! Oh, my fingers!"
Vex: "It's not a door. It's a thing of evil."
Percy: "I'm... going to find a window."[Percy falls on top of Vex and Scanlan.]
Percy: "I fell out of the window."Vax: "Ah, right. Okay, here we go."
[Door unlocks.]
Vax: "Did you see that? I'm telling you that back door was cursed."Percy: "I wanted you to know it was me!"
Stonefell: "Huh? Percy?"
Percy: "I have a sister."
Review
There's no way this is exactly how they improvised it. It's too clean and elegant.
8/10
I know, let's all stand around with our thumbs up our asses looking like idiots while standing around in plain sight or instead of fighting... yeah...
If it weren't for the great dialogue, the general incompetence of the characters would be unbearable.
More excellent Grog moments, the classic 'three vs a door and the door wins', a prison break, some seriously good NPC performances and a bunch of delicious gore. Hell of a good episode in all.
Shout by DonaldBlockedParent2022-02-04T22:26:59Z
These episodes are too short!
Also, holy fuck, Percy!