1x08 Chapter Eight: The Outsiders

In "Chapter Eight: The Outsiders":

• Polly Cooper is hiding in Hermione Lodge's house but they throw a public baby shower for her;
• Polly only went there because Cliff and Penelope Blossom were trying to steal her baby and then she goes to live with them anyway;
• Four high schoolers that don't know anything about construction are going to build Fred Andrews's project with Archie (oh, and one of them is Kevin Keller);
• Archie tries to go undercover in a South Side Serpents bar, while wearing his varsity jacket, and then picks a fight when he’s clearly outnumbered;
• Archie interrupts Polly's baby shower to publicly shame Jughead Jones, his best friend.

How would Archie or Jughead know what being college dorm roommates is like? They're both in high school.

Where did Moose leave his cell phone? Out in the mud?