I honestly don't know why they decided to make a fourth "Expendables" movie. It is clear that none of those involved had any genuine desire to do so. That said, all the alarm sirens should have gone off when Megan Fox appeared in the trailer. At this point in her career, she really doesn't stand for quality, and she's abysmally bad in "ExpendFOURbles" as well. To make matters worse, her role isn't exactly small either.
But the biggest sin of the film is probably that not much is left of the original idea of the franchise. It was once supposed to be a retro-fest for aging action stars, but there are hardly any of those left. Even Sylvester Stallone has at most an extended cameo appearance here; otherwise, only Dolph Lundgren and Jason Statham are remaining who could be put into this star category. Actors like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Wesley Snipes, or at least Terry Crews are no longer present. Instead, you get 50 Cent and Megan Fox—whew.
Those hoping for good action will also be disappointed. Tony Jaa and Iko Uwais are actors who could certainly offer something in this regard. However, the action is so poorly edited that they don't help either. Meanwhile, the level of violence has been raised again, but because of the lousy effects, you can't really enjoy it. Overall, "Expendables 4" is a terrible and, above all, frustrating film that I cannot recommend to anyone.
Not worth the title of Expendables... unfortunately.
The script in action movies typically is succinct, but with good punch lines. It was a let down on this one. Poor lines, not well connected or delivered. And the plot is rather predictable, from start till the end.
And don't get me talking about the vfx... someone forgot to color correct the green screens in some shots, or didn't test the result on a laser projection.
The action and the fight scenes somewhat saved the movie, but there is too much saving to be done and not enough good action.
I'd rather save the movie ticket money and watch it when it streams somewhere.
I know the screen writers are on strike I didn’t realise SFX people were too! The green screen scenes are so obvious and so poorly made I would have easily assumed this film was produced in the 80’s
Up front admission so you know where I'm coming from.. I have a high threshold for cheap / daft action films as my missus would confirm (if I had a £1 every time I heard "What on earth is this you watching" whilst I explain why she's being harsh on a Dolph Lundgren film because it was shot in two weeks for less than the catering budget of Bridgerton). At the end of a long day I like putting dumb action film on with a drink, I have seen most of the el cheapo Bruce Willis "acting via ear piece" films. In comparison to them however I feel like I've just rewarded the producers of this nonsense by handing over money for two tickets to see "Expend4bles" as the BBFC censorship card claimed it's official title to be.
Really not sure where to start but maybe the fact that I am reminded that the concept of Expendables was to bring together our favourite action stars for a swansong, 100 minutes of fun, yet Expend4bles decides to ignore this (Stallone and Lundgren have virtually few minutes screen time only) and leaves me only with a catch 22; we have the wonderful Iko Uwais and the amazing Tony Jaa (thumbs up to the pair for continuing to making us mortals feel inadequate by being physically awesome but also impressing with their crack at English adding speaking second language to their list) but then all that good will is totally undone by the acting void that is Megan Fox. For a series that prides itself on showcasing talent that their acting skill is secondary to everything else Fox manages to take home the least convincing, most cringe worthy award by a long stretch. Her character's introduction is jaw droppingly bad on the level of an Asylum production (Sharknado), when her second scene came around (which is the one in the trailer) I had to break my cinema golden rule and take a bog break just so I didn't have to watch the car crash any longer.
If I had to guess there was no real appetite to make a 4th film then all of a sudden producers found some money and production had a timeline; that's the only reason I can see an [allegedly] $100 million budget movie being this poorly written with such half assed digital work, it's further backed by director Scott Waugh who appeared to distance himself with the admission "I was blessed to have come on board the franchise four weeks before filming". Sorry but you're never going to get the best out of even the most veteran Director of you bring them on board weeks before filming.
Top 3 ridiculous moments 1) sneak attack in a helicopter in the opening. They must have created silencer technology to cover the blades and army of vehicles that followed it 2) Stallone being able to throw a 164kg Eddie "The Beast" Hall over a bar 3) 50 Cent distracting bad guys.... By playing a 50 Cent track. Guess it's as meta as the prior Expendables one liner call backs but made me laugh out loud nonetheless.
NB. There was a guy in our cinema who laughed at every moment anything happened.. Statham stabbed someone in the neck.. HA HA! Another ear joke.. HAHA! Someone's head explodes HAHA! There's at least one 10/10 imdb review heading online to even my thoughts out.
I just sit and imagine what you'd get out of Gareth Evans if you gave him $100 million and just Jaa and Uwais. Seriously I'm one of those action geeks that seriously thinks about just that....
Is this real? How was this movie made? Is "Direct to DVD" still a thing?
So bad.. Bad acting, bad script, terrible greenscreen, waste.
If you liked the others I'd say that you'd like this one as well. There is a vague story that somewhat puts you on the path for the entire movie but lets all be honest, you're there for the over the top action, excessive shooting of bad guys and explosions. This has all of that and more. I will say that even my wife was able to see through the story twist and she's usually just there for the popcorn. Nothing wrong with that but I'm telling you this to stress the point that this film isn't going to win any academy award for best story. Like I said before, you're going to get fights, gunfire, lots of dead guys, explosions, and some good cheesy one-liners.
To sum up my review it was pretty much everything I wanted in the movie. Just sit back, munch on some popcorn and enjoy the old school action popcorn flick.
Greetings, fellow cinephiles, action aficionados, and all seekers of thrilling adventures. I, Kiba Snowpaw, the lone alpha Ice Wolf from the icy realm of HowlStrom, have ventured into the realm of cinematic chaos known as "Expendables 4." Brace yourselves, my friends, for I shall embark on a frosty journey to dissect this chilling disappointment of a movie.
Introduction: The Ill-Fated Sequel
The year is 2023, and it appears that the cinematic powers that be decided to resurrect the "Expendables" franchise from its icy grave. But why? That's a question that haunts my furry, wolfish mind. "ExpendFOURbles" limped onto the silver screen with the grace of a three-legged polar bear – unsteady and destined to fall.
Basic Plot Summary: Frozen in Mediocrity
Once upon a time, "Expendables" was the epitome of action-packed nostalgia, a glorious parade of aging action heroes. But alas, those golden days are no more. The plot, if one can call it that, revolves around a ragtag bunch of mercenaries. Gone are the days of iconic action stars. Instead, we're served a lukewarm platter of newcomers, including the dubious talents of Megan Fox.
Analysis/Evaluation: Ice-Cold Reception
My icy heart aches as I recall the excruciating two hours spent watching this cinematic abomination. The film is like a ship lost in an arctic blizzard, with no direction, no purpose, and no soul. It attempts to reignite the nostalgia of its predecessors but ends up melting into a puddle of disappointment.
Characters: A Melting Pot of Mediocrity
In the icy wasteland of "ExpendFOURbles," even the characters couldn't muster a spark. With the absence of beloved action legends, we are left with a motley crew of forgettable faces. Megan Fox's presence is as welcome as a snowstorm in summer, and her acting talents, or lack thereof, do nothing to thaw the chill in the air.
Structure: A Frosty Disconnect
The film's structure is as disjointed as a shattered icicle. The action sequences lack the finesse and choreography of previous entries, leaving viewers yearning for the glory days when men were men and explosions were awe-inspiring.
Impact: A Frozen Wasteland of Nostalgia
"ExpendFOURbles" attempts to capture the magic of its predecessors but ends up feeling like a funeral for a once-great franchise. The impact it leaves is akin to frostbite – painful, numbing, and regrettable.
Hook and Thesis: Ice-Cold Disappointment
The film's hook is its very existence – a promise of action, nostalgia, and adrenaline. Alas, it delivers none of these things. Its thesis appears to be that even the most legendary franchises can wither away into cinematic oblivion.
Praise and Critique: A Blizzard of Blunders
It pains me to say that there's little praise to be had. The film's critique is a flurry of disappointment, with poorly edited action sequences, uninspired dialogue, and the unmistakable stench of mediocrity.
Evaluation: A Frostbitten Farewell
"Expendables 4" is a farewell to a franchise that should have remained in retirement. It lacks the heart, soul, and star power of its predecessors, leaving us with a lukewarm imitation of what once was. Save your time and your sanity, for this is a cinematic venture not worth undertaking.
Comparison and Conclusion: An Icy Demise
In the realm of action cinema, "ExpendFOURbles" stands as a cautionary tale. It's a stark reminder that even the mightiest franchises can crumble like glaciers in a warming world. I bid adieu to this ill-fated sequel, hoping that it will find its resting place in the icy annals of forgotten films.
And so, my fellow movie enthusiasts, heed my frosty warning – "Expendables 4" is a cinematic iceberg, a chilling reminder that legends should be left undisturbed. Stay warm, stay entertained, and may your movie choices be as captivating as the icy winds of HowlStrom.
meh is was ok. I guessed who the main bad person was way before it was revealed. very predictable.
nice to see Megan fox with no bra on. dam she is hot :)
Golden raspberry awards will love to nominate this movie. Pretty bad, worse. Andy Garcia didn’t deserve that.
It was nice overall. Seeing these men old shows how quickly time passes. They do a great job
Another star studded cast, but man is it lackluster. It’s not outright bad, but it’s easily the worst of an already average action franchise.
Rating: 1.5/5 - 60% - Not Recommended to Everyone
'Expend4bles' is a mixed bag. I was never entertained, though I was also never all that bored - odd.
I think it's ever so slightly watchable because of those who are in it, given they all fit their roles to the T. However, I can't class it as anything 'good' because the sole job of these films is to be entertaining - and this just isn't, even if I wasn't necessarily craving the end credits. It's all simply rather dull.
Jason Statham and Sylvester Stallone (who is strangely, given he is the series' star, sidelined) are a solid pairing, while Megan Fox does quite well throughout - her best performance that I've seen, admittedly I haven't yet checked out anything with her in a lead role; 'Transformers' (meh) aside. Andy García, meanwhile, is alright, the best of the rest if I was forced to pick one of 'em.
I'm kinda surprised this franchise even got a fourth entry, since its release I kept forgetting it even existed... and sadly, post-watch, I don't see that changing. Weakest of the tetralogy, for me.
Godzilla 1998 has CGI 100 times better than this.
There's a lot to talk about E4, and nothing is good. For starters, the movie is downtown bad. The idea of the Expendables by itself shouldn't have gone pass the second movie. The third one was already "one to much". This one is already in the "shouldn't have to be an idea of a movie even" territory.
The CGI was objectively terrible (like class B or even class C movie). The Expendables never shone for its storytelling or plot, but this one is oversimplistic, basic and stupid even ( i mean, having at least 3 original members from the Expendables team, and they "choose" the new leader to be a newcommer that not only we don't even see on screen fighting with the team, but we have to take word that "is the best choice"). The acting is less than mediocre (i guess that was a constant from the start, but in the first two i think it was a bit more "justified").
The main reason that Expendables was even a thing, was to put big names from action movies (some newer, some older) all together in a big action-without-sense story. We got not only Stallone, but Schwarzenegger, Willis, Van Damme and many more. Now we got 50-Cent and Megan Fox. Stallone barely appears in the movie (more like a cameo). Barely any returning members from the old movies (something i already hated from the second one and on: that they couldn't keep a steady cast). Hardly any blood and violence (two of the main things that at least the first one did alright). Megan Fox doesn't fit at all in the theme of the movie (i get women like Rounda Roussey, but Megan Fox? the most action she did was probably Transformers). She is just eye candy and the representation of women in this nonsense action flick.
The bad guys are unremarkable and generic. The main reason they "go to catch the bad guy", again, feels loose and unconnected since half of the team are new people that we don't even know and we have to trust that "they knew Barney well and want to avenge him". The first one gave a sense of "every person in the team has an especiallity": Christmas was knifes, Barney was fast shooter, Yin was the martial artist. Now they all blend together into a master-of-none forgettable soldiers. Some shots were really bad filmed and feel unconnected in the final reel. A couple of scenes were extremely stupid, even for Expendables standards ( like the one of Christmas riding the bike in the boat). And lastly, they are too old for this shit, AGAIN, even for Expendables standards. Even Jason Statham, who i think is the youngest, is getting too old to keep kicking ass like he used to.
This should be a clear BIG RED SIGN to stop this shit and put an end to it. The first one was ok; a bit of nostalgia and action unpacked was entertaining. The second one was an ok continuation and even that it didn't had the same magic, it delivered with extended participations of Arnold, Bruce and even Chuck Norris. But from that to what i watched today, there is a downgraded abyss beyond measure. It was ok while it lasted, now give it a proper rest and move on. I give it a 3 and i'm being generous as fuck
it felt like Magen Fox movie not a Sylvester Stallone.
ExpendFOURbles... more like ExpendBOREbles
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Of the former team members being absent is very frustrating. Why is the team from the third movie not included? Even though the team from the third movie was newer compared to the teams in the first two movies, they were very cohesive. I had warmed up to them. And now, in the fourth movie, there wouldn't be a new team. It would have been nice to see them in the film. The new actors in this movie have ruined the harmony that the old actors had. Megan Fox somehow manages to save it, but I couldn't get used to the new team. Finally, many things, including the CGI in the film, were very bad.
Jason Statham totally carrying the film! Is true that in my opinion is the weakest movie of all 4 but is an easy watch, full of action and not really long.
As someone commented you can see that the VFX are worse in this movie but not as bad as I expected
The worst movie I've ever seen of this couple. We can quickly forget this film.
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Lower budget, more gore, lower-tier supporting stars with bad lines, but still enjoyable.
That death made me cry, but that comeback was brutal!
This is just pure action, Megan didnt fit in between en the rest felt a bit soft. Decha was a welcome surprise.
Don't watch it if you don't like action without a story.
I really wanted to love this movie, but Megan Fox with the blow up lips sucks. So the movie is downhill from her first scene on. The CGI is awful. Fox can't act her way out of a paperbag. Not that you expect this to be great Oscar worthy acting, but the story sucks and is utterly qbsurd....add in Fox having to be half naked even on a mission would be comical if it was a comedy.
Also getting old watching geezers run around after women half their age. It's lowering Statham's real estate too.
4/10. A rainy afternoon? Maybe. Otherwise skip it.
:face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth::face_with_symbols_over_mouth: - "Expendables 4" - A Disappointing Addition to a Beloved Franchise
I am a huge Expendables fan, first 3 films were amazing superb, but this is terrible from CGI, to acting only credit goes to Jason.
They should have let Expendables rest with the last film. I hope they aren't planning another one.
10:heart:- Masterpiece :100:
9:heart:- Excellent
8:heart: - Amazing :ok_hand:
7:heart:- Great :sun_with_face:
6:heart: - Good :thumbsup:
5:heart: - Average :head_bandage:
4:heart: - Bad but watchable :octagonal_sign:
3:heart: - Bad :sob:
2:rage:- Awful :face_vomiting:
1:face_with_symbols_over_mouth: - Bull Shit
Aaand that's the end of the expendables. This movie should never have been released, script and sfx are generally terrible, a far cry from the first 3 movies and have likely caused the franchise to pass into the void
Typical film same as the rest but 50 is in it
the girl that became famous by bending over a car engine is now leading a team of mercenaries makes it even harder to find this a decent movie.
Megan Fuxx the death of the expendables! If it was not already… but Need I say more? Why is this bimbo plastic fantastic even playing a role? And the should have stopped after the second one
Bad cgi. Bad acting. Bad plot.
Not worth the time.
HE LIVES!
Ok so this wasn't by far as good as the other expendables movies, but it was fun at some moments.
The opening bar scene was enough to make me hate this movie and its characters.
Edit: I just realized Stalone totally murdered that guy from the bar... because he beat him in poker I guess? wtf
There are too many 3d effects used in the filming of the movie, resulting in a too fake picture. The plot is too simple and the characterization is very perfunctory.
This is definitely the worst one in the franchise. And probably one of the worst action movies of all time. The all-star cast didn't help it one bit. The thing I enjoyed about this franchise from the beginning, was the fact that they used action stars from the 80s, 90s, etc. But they really screwed up with this one. Who is that young Antonio Banderas wannabe? I've never seen that dude in my life, or the tattooed Asian girl. Also, Megan Fox has never been considered an action star, she was definitely brought in for the eye candy. And she wasn't even decent in that area. WTF!
It's entertaining for a nights movie when there's nothing else to watch, not great but not bad either.
Did I get it right the one dude with the alcohol problem started drinking again so he can perform (hit targets) again? Such a disgrace.
i don't know why but this part was a real offset and i realy dont know why. First 3 parts where no more real then this disaster but yet i enjoyed first three much more. Maybe:
1. money hungery monsters didnt want to spend money on any mid class actors and used actors for even expendebles franchise would class as a thirs rank.
2. every action scene poorly shot and unreal in all of its layers
3. scenering a III world war by drssing up tanker as an aircraft carrier ok this was funny as hell
4. running away from coast on a ship that travels 12 mph per hr at best with an nuce that should erase miles and miles of coast.
I know what to expect from franchise but i didnt expect this this was a big missfire i hope they wont turn this into another bullshi.. like fast and furious franchise world with all war's hunger disasters and social crisis can handle another franchise like f&f :sweat_smile:
Another addition to the list of 'worst sequels' for movie franchises.
I loved The Expendables, and enjoyed parts 2 & 3, but this film killed the franchise for me. 50 Cent and Megan Fox were horrible, Jacod Scipio was annoying with his over the top impression of Antonio Banderas, and honestly the rest of the cast just seemed to be phoning it in for the paycheck.
The plot was ridiculous even for this type of film, plot holes so big you could sail a poor excuse for a fake aircraft carrier through. Honestly if you can't figure out who the villain is and "surprise" before you're half way through the film then your not paying attention. The writing was just bad, jokes fell flat, and the dialog didn't mesh with the scene half the time. The cuts and vfx were bad, to much shaky cam, to many cuts back and forth, and my god the effects....the effects looked like something out of a 1995 direct to video SciFi film.
I hope for the sake of the franchise this films kills it and we can all just pretend like it ever happened. Do yourself a favor and skip this disaster and go back and re-watch the original.
I'm starting to need negative numbering on the scale. 1 of 10 is not enough to convey my disdain if this piece of SHIT!!! -100? -1000? No! -1 Googolplex bad is this CRAP!!!
There's something funny about 50 Cent joining the dadrock of cinematic franchises.
Watching this was a waste of time. Typical war movie with great actors, great casting. Shitty story, effects.
With a 4 in the title replacing an A is all you need to know. Terrible directing, poor camera shots, weird cuts in scene transitions. This cant be a 100 mil budget. 1 guy with blender can make better cgi for sure. Hollywood needs to stop this crap.
Megan Fox - the Expendable with perfect make-up throughout. Poor CGI, no story and plot holes you could drive a tank through.
A sad 4th installment indeed
When did Megan Fox become an action star? I am not impressed.
Ok non stop action. Passes the time, if you have time to spare. :thumbsup_tone1:
A disgrace to Expendables series of movies, lacked the action that made these movies unique, filled with cheesy drama and poor CGI...
++ Megan Fox although a hot model, she does not have any acting skills!!
Feminists campaign ruined another movie I used to enjoy
Expend4bles, the fourth installment in The Expendables franchise, delivers a mixed bag of action and nostalgia. While it tries to recapture the essence of its predecessors with its over-the-top action sequences and tongue-in-cheek humor, it falls short of the mark. The film suffers from a weakened ensemble cast, with most of the iconic '90s action stars absent. Stallone's diminished role leaves a noticeable void, and newcomers like Megan Fox and 50 Cent don't quite measure up. The lackluster graphics and forgettable plot are also noticeable drawbacks. However, it does maintain the franchise's mindless action charm, boasting some engaging fight scenes, moments of humor, decent pacing, and solid editing. Expend4bles might achieve its basic goal of mindless entertainment, but in comparison to its predecessors, it feels uninspired and somewhat unnecessary. It's a forgettable addition to a once-vibrant franchise.
Despite its shortcomings, Expend4bles still manages to scrape by with a C- (58%) rating. On a purely subjective note, it might warrant an even lower score, perhaps around 38%. Nevertheless, it deserves some credit for attempting to stick to the franchise's formula and not completely derailing. Ultimately, it's a reminder that sometimes the driving force behind such movies is more about financial gain than genuine storytelling. In the end, Expend4bles serves as a lukewarm chapter in the action-packed saga, making it a watchable but forgettable entry for fans of the genre.
The point is not that this is a bad movie. Ofcourse it is, it's the Expendables, so the badness is a given, and expected. The franchise is known for their over-the-top action scenes, tongue-in-cheek nods to 'real' action movies, and allround 'bro-ness' of the protagonists. You cannot fault the movie, cast or director for that. You can even forgive the regular crew (Statham, Lundgren, Stallone, etc) phoning this one in a bit. They are getting on in age for one, and they know what kind of movie this is having done it three times before. So all that is fine by me, and would make a mediocre but enjoyable action flick (see parts 1 to 3). But why for the love of Aisha did they cast Megan Fox? I mean, the scene where she walks on with her brights on is all fine and good, but after that her role is played out. She adds nothing to the procedings. Still, and this might be a controversial opinion, miles ahead of 50 cent though. He thankfully only has a handful of lines he has to mumble and stumble through, looking like a shell shocked marsupial, but even those are enough to cement him as the worst actor of the bunch.
Oh right, the story. There IS a story. Thin as it may be, and not much different from any of the last movies. Bad guy does bad thing, bro-brigade (augmented with Miss Useless and the marsupial) jump on a plane, and moments later things are exploding and on fire. There are some callbacks to the last movies but be honest: Who remembers those plots...
All in all: It's the worst of the series, adds little to nothing, and major swing-and-a-miss on casting. Skip unless you are completionist in your moviewatching.
The worst one in the saga. However, it's what I was expecting: shots and explosions for an hour and a half. The humor and dialogue remain good, eliciting some silly smiles throughout the movie. I would have enjoyed it more if some more prominent characters had appeared.
I believe the biggest mistake was adding Megan Fox and her character to the movie. Any scene with Megan Fox doesn't make sense and doesn't align with the energy and theme of the movies.
is the weakest of the 4, with jokes, jokes and dialogue, action and effects not very far. The only highlights are Jason Statham, Tony Jaa and Iko Uwais.
I fell asleep watching it so f****** boring
Shout by lilian_ioBlockedParent2023-10-14T20:13:01Z
A bunch of rich "teenegers" live their fantesies in front of a huge greenscreen.